Hello everyone! Well, after I eventually came out from under the table because of grumpy mum, things were a bit better and off she went to work. But the problem was, that thanks to her mood I hadn´t had my usual supper so I was starving! So I decided to go on a food hunt
I didn´t find ...
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Hello everyone!
Well, right now I´m hiding under the table from my mum, she´s in a right old paddy tonight
Why? She had a BAD day...huh.... we all have bad days. I have bad days, like when I don´t get any ham or sausages, but I don´t go around like a thundercloud. Grumpy old bat.....see, ...
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Hello everyone! OK, well, I´m almost ashamed to say it....but as I was leaving the dreaded Hi-De-Hi of Butlins yesterday I suddenly heard all this excited shrieking! Had they recognized me at last?
No
But I had to investigate, being the curious little chap that I am. so off I trotted ...
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Hello everyone! Well as you know my mum has been away at Butlins all week....not that I´d shout about THAT if it was me
But anyway, she was going on about the ´Redcoats´ and what they do, organising all the entertainment for the kids and generally being helpful about anything and ...
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Hello everyone! Well after our women acting all flirty with other dogs and now that we finished our filming, we decided to show them that we really are serious actors, not just good for sleazy films So Mikkel took us to see this amazing castle, it´s Hamlets castle! I did try to find some Ham ...
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Hello everyone! Well, the day started off OK, went rapidly downhill and then got better again thank goodness!
First of all we went off to the film studio....only to come muzzle to muzzle with none other than those two oily posers who were leering at our women yesterday! And they had a ...
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Hello everyone, well it started off OK today, we went back to the film set and the director was telling me that I should fill in as Mikkels body double for one scene as poor Mikkel was exhausted
So I gave it some thought and consideration, for about half a second and said OK
The girlie ...
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Hello everyone! Well here we are in Copenhagen where Mikkel is making an, um ´art´ movie
It was wonderful to see my Absy again! she looked good enough to eat! Talking about eating, the first thing Berty did was to find a humungus hot dog, nearly as big as him! I hope Mikkel ...
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Hello everyone! Well last night my dad was outside having a sneaky fag, when all of a sudden he came rushing in yelling at us to look out of the window quick!
We did....and saw nothing. But he said he´d seen a strange object in the sky and true enough after a few minutes there was a ...
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Hello everyone, well things haven´t improved with mother dearest and her camera. As she´s too daft to use the temporary computer photoshop programme she´s really scraping the barrel with pictures of yours truly
Not that it´s MY fault, I mean I´m a good looking chap by any standards as ...
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Hello everyone,
Well we got a lift home from Easter Island on the QE2 which was great! But right now I´m very fed up with my mum, she´s as daft as a brush! Do you know what she´s done?
She had so many pictures on her computer that it crashed and wouldn´t work properly and so her work ...
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Hello everyone!
Well as you may remember from yesterday, the very cool Rapa Chief didn´t use smoke signals to alert people from the mainland of the plight of Absy, Berty and me, and to tell them we needed help to get home, he used his state of the art Mobile phone making us all look a bit silly ...
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Hello everyone! Well after a night a heavy partying we all had hangovers this morning....well, Berty and Absy and I did, the Rapa tribe were all fine! I think they were surprised at us and thought we had no stamina to party the night away!
Anyway, we all woke up in our party gear....Berty ...
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Hello everyone! Well as you know, yesterday we were in big trouble when we ran right into a scary looking tribe on Easter Island. They looked so fierce, I thought we were all about to be killed or get eaten at least
But suddenly they started to talk to each other very fast and ...
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Hello Everyone...Well, right now I´m very scared for all of us!
We continued to explore Easter Island today and now we all felt that we were being watched but every time we turned around to look there was nothing, and no-one in sight.
What could it be? Berty hoped it was the Easter Bunny ...
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Hello everyone! Well, I´m pleased to report that we landed safely! Well Absy landed on top of me which winded me for a minute but I´m OK now. When I was still in the air I got such a fright when I looked down and I could see all these really huge scary monster things But when we landed ...
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Hello everyone! Well I guess you´ve been reading about poor Berty being lost at sea....due in no small part I´m sure to him drinking too much rum, smoking goodness knows what and reading his map upside down....
So when he eventually discovered where he actually was, I got on to the Sea ...
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Hello everyone,
Well today was a terrible day. You see, in Weston Super Mare the best thing we had was a wonderful old pier , the Grand Pier, which had been here for over 100 years. Today a fire started early and no-one could stop it.
I rushed down in my firemans outfit to see if I could help, ...
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Hello everyone!
Well after the wonderful day at the Roman Baths and a lovely day at Cheddar Gorge where we did indeed gorge ourselves on everything we could find to eat how better to end the weekend than......a real Somerset hoe-down...dancing to the Wurzels!
For anyone who doesn´t know, ...
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Hello Everyone!
Well after a passionate night in our lovely hotel in Bath, we decided to go and see the sights!
We got very excited when we saw big signs directing us to the Abbey, Abby thought that there must be a massive statue of her and that they had just got the spelling wrong, a bit ...
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