Guess where I am!! I’m in Gloucestershire with the Italian mob – the Spinoni brothers. Boy, do they have a cushy deal set up. I’m telling you those lads have got it made. Their own fresh suppliers of pig poo and rabbit hunting and everything. Strangely enough they are soon leaving this ...
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We had them shaking in their furry pants. Who, I hear you ask. All the locals. Berty, Wally and I were going to the local pub at lunch time. Just for a few drinks. The sun was shining. The village was lying their in a shimmering haze of warmth and sunlight. So we thought we’d spark things up a ...
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It was divine!!! Feeling that big fat writhing rat wiggling it’s furry little butt in my mouth!! There’s nothing like it. Bert had told me about it, but I’d never tried it before – going ratting.

But I start at the end. I have invited myself to accompany Wally to go see his wife Abigail ...
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You’ve probably been wondering what happened to the Dassie in South Africa. I don’t know, if I should tell you….. Ahh what the heck. He was asking for it, and I just can’t keep it in any longer.

You remember that fat hamster that always elbowed his way in everywhere we went???? I ate ...
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Last day here in Africa, so Bert and I wanted to do something really memorable. We went on a poo safari! It was fantastic. Do you realize how many fantastic smelling poos they have here! I could do this all day. Well in fact I did.

Bert and I set off early, before the girls woke up. This is ...
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You wouldn’t believe it if you hadn’t seen it with your own eyes. Believe you me!

Today we went to the Kruger National Park here in South Africa. I had so many stories about them big cats, running about. The Yorkies enlightened me and told me they were called lions. They are ferocious ...
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So today we visited several estates, where they produce South African Wine. Wally and Absy, Bert and Sofie, Branston and Zoe, my beautiful wife Picklelicious and myself all went together with the Yorkies. The Yorkies were darting about, so our guide didn’t manage to fit them in our photo. ...
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Does a Dachs ever learn from his mistakes, I hear you ask… It seems the answer to that question is NO! We’ve been sightseeing round Camps Bay all day, so come this afternoon when the bitches wanted to go shopping, Wally, Berty and I decided to hang out at our hotel suite for a couple of ...
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I don’t know about you, but I’m not particular fond of flowers. I mean, sure enough they smell nice, but basically I just pee on them any chance I get. Today we went to see the famous flower sellers in Cape Town. I went around and went oohh and ahhh for a while, but then I couldn’t help ...
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Would you believe my own wife laughing at me?? No??!! Well, she did. Not only did she laugh – she cackled – like a witch. I can still hear her in my ear.

After the wedding and with Wally and Absy going to visit Mr. Mandela, I thought I’d take the wife for an outing to sample some of the ...
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Well, he said yes and she said yes, so it’s a fact. My best mate Wally has married his best girl – the lovely Absy. And what a beautiful wedding it was. Wally wanted something very very special for his and Absys wedding day. It certainly was. It all took place on the top of The Table Mountain, ...
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We’re here – and I’ll own up to it. Yes, I am a bit piddled, but there’s something very very weird going on here… And I don’t like it one tiny bit! We were drinking the local brew ,Castle Lager that is, and it tasted okay. I’m not a beer dog, as it makes me feel bloated, but I wanted ...
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Poor me. Poor, poor me!

My Mum and Dad are leaving me to go to London. How can they. They say it´s a holiday, but it simply can´t be without me!

Dost thou not luv me anymore, Mum? Dad?

My Grandparents will look after me. My Mums made a complete diary thing with all my needs, so ...
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I arrived back home to Denmark, but I was very jetlagged. Mum was fussing over me, but I was just too tired. So I went straight to bed, and I just slept for hours and hours. It was nice to be back in my own bed with my own duvet and pillow. I did miss Chocolate Pants, hot bum to snuggle up to ...
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Today was a good day and a sad day. Fiona, who herself was rescued by a wonderful lady only a short while ago, took us to the streets that used to be her home. It was very emotional for us all. She brought her lovely sister Madona along for comfort.

We all snivelled and kept wiping tears away ...
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Well, we left Panama to go see Fiona in Columbia. Wally was a bit subdued due to the tutu incident yesterday. I can’t say I mind, Wally doing his thing in a pink tutu. It suits him. I have actually seen it in his suitcase before. I have always wondered why he carries it around. Well, I don’t ...
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It wasn’t me! I didn’t blow things this time – Wally did! It was gruesome to watch, but hilarious too..

Early this morning we left Boomer and Basherdog, who kindly enough took us all to the airport. Boomer was still mooning over my luscious wife Picklelicious. Can’t blame him – she ...
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I’m a pussy (yuck – really hate to admit it) when it comes to water. Today my mate Wally, his best girl Absy, my wife Picklelicious and I have spent the day with Basherdog and Boomer. Bash and Boomer suggested we tried sailing down The Rapids. Talk about White Water rafting. I was shaking like ...
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I did it again. I’ve misbehaved – and we’re talking big time stuff….

After the UN meetings yesterday, we hung around at the head quarters for a bit, and who did we bump into but the American President - George Shrub or something his name was. Anyway, Wally is really good at talking to ...
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I have accepted the job as Good will Ambassador for the UN - specifically the Dogs United Nations Group, D.U.N.G.

My portfolio is to help all dogs with addictions, by telling them of my own experience of how I beat the sausage addiction, with my Beat Addictions Therapy. My official title is ...
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