Mikkel Topping
is the best Hamlet ever.....  

Owner topping
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Deserted, Unwanted And Unloved...

2 months ago
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Poor me. Poor, poor me!

My Mum and Dad are leaving me to go to London. How can they. They say it´s a holiday, but it simply can´t be without me!

Dost thou not luv me anymore, Mum? Dad?

My Grandparents will look after me. My Mums made a complete diary thing with all my needs, so they´re sure to get all the practical stuff right. But will they know how to rub face. Will they need their faces licked in the morning, and will my tongue get stuck in their wrinkles. These are the big questions that I tumble with at the moment. As you can see in their photo, they are quite old!

They´re going to meet Wallys Mum for a booze up. Why is that? To think up more horrid diets. Wally is my mate, so why are the Mums interfering.

I have decided that when they do come back, I shall probably ignore them. And then I shall go away and not tell them, where I am at.... See how they like it!

I shall go and eat worms now.... Until late Friday, where I shall punish them for abandoning me... Severe punishment that is.

Bye friends, bye world.....

Mikkel DUNGBAT
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Owner argiro
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poor, poor, pooooooor Mikkel!!!!!
your mum and dad DO deserve the biggest punishment, how can they ever have a holiday without you?????
when they make it back, just ignore them, ignore them and ignore them, i think they will get the message!
enjoy your worms buddy

Inappropriate 2.June 2008 20:40

Owner VampireQueen
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Oh, we are sorry for you, sweetie
But take it from the better side- your owners will surely buy you some funny stuff in London. You like gifts, don´t you?

Inappropriate 2.June 2008 20:56

Owner scroller
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Hello MT Those words about ignoring them when your Mum and Dad get back are only words! You´ll be too excited at seeing them again to ignore them - unless of course you are a superb actor!

With The Yorkies
PS:Your grandparents will probably spoil you totally rotten

Inappropriate 2.June 2008 21:37

Owner jennywxy
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I know mate, whats this all about then? My mum is going gallivanting up to London to meet your mum, goodness knows what they´ll get up to. Don´t they realise we ´re the travellers in the family? Stinkers, the lot of them! Never mind, we´ll all be off again soon to a secret place for my wedding! from Wally X

Inappropriate 2.June 2008 21:41

Owner sylviastar
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Don´t worry too much Mikkel I read somewhere that Grandies really spoil their grandogs and so you are in line for super spoiling & all that kind of stuff at least they didn´t put you in the kennels but I do think you can do some major sulking when they get home - I do that when I have been left alone on a Saturday when Mom goes shopping and I always get so much attention when she gets home and I make her suffer a little bit by ignoring her for at least 10 minutes!! Your mate BERTY XXXXX

Inappropriate 2.June 2008 22:28

Owner 109
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cant believe your not coming too!!
You´ll have to ignore them big time when they get back! my mum hates it when we do that!
Still your grandparents look very nice
picklexx

Inappropriate 2.June 2008 22:31

Owner spinone
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Hey Pal, why the hell didn´t you sneak into one of their bags and head over here with them. We are just an hour and a half from London and boy could we have shown you a good time her in Gloucestershire. We live almost down the road from old Charlie boy (Prince Charles to everyone else) and what with you being a Sir now I am sure we could have got an invite to his Garden Party. Anyway Duddie keep doing loads of smelly farts in the Grandies faces and then they wont want you again and then your Mum & Dad cant leave you any more. Lotsa Luv. Spinoni Boys

Inappropriate 3.June 2008 22:05

Owner maridol
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Oh...dear Mikkel..don´t be ridiculous!!!! We love you all!!! who says Mom and Dad don´t love you..remember >>> EVERYTHING WORKS TOGETHER FOR GOOD!!! and how can you be so bitter about your Mom and Dad? maybe they have the reasons why they left you and put you in grandparent´s custody

Inappropriate 6.June 2008 18:14

Owner modrnatur
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mikkel... what if you have a party with your grandparents? it could be funy... yehheeeeyyyy, lop-lop

Inappropriate 6.June 2008 19:23

Owner batch10

Ohhh we hate it when mom and dad go away UNLESS we get to stay with grandma--she gives us whatever we want and never fussed about anything we do like our mean old parents. We would live with grandma if we had the chance!
-Bear, Chloe, Abby, Tut, Henry, Moxy and Fraggle

Inappropriate 6.June 2008 20:05

Owner dougsdogs
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Well at least they are better looking than my owner, He is so ugly our bums look better than his face and we have to look at him everyday.. Bet you get spoiled though.

Manly hugs from Thor and licks from Juno and Meg

Inappropriate 7.June 2008 01:01

Owner boricua
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Hey kid dont dragit.enjoy the visit they will spoil you,you know how grands are.have fun .

Inappropriate 8.June 2008 02:01

Owner Ronnie
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You Poor Baby! How dare they! The best thing you can do is ignore them when they get back. They will feel so bad that hopefully they won´t do it again! Luv Ruffus

Inappropriate 9.June 2008 03:14

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