Mikkel Topping
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Owner topping
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Seeing Double in South Africa...

2 months ago
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We’re here – and I’ll own up to it. Yes, I am a bit piddled, but there’s something very very weird going on here… And I don’t like it one tiny bit! We were drinking the local brew ,Castle Lager that is, and it tasted okay. I’m not a beer dog, as it makes me feel bloated, but I wanted to fit in with the lads at Wallys stag do. All of a sudden I see two Wallys both sporting a tutu, and believe you me, one Wally in a tutu is more than enough! Also this fat hamster they called Daz kept trying to nick my beer. It was very rude, and I was contemplating sinking my teeth into it´s furry little neck, but I just knew he’d be too fast for me. I thought I may be dehydrated, as it’s extremely hot down here, so I downed another Castle Lager. Then there was one more Wally – and another, AND another one! Suddenly I could see five Wallys in tutus. It’s doing my head in, as I don’t know which one is the groom - how can I possibly be best man to all five. So maybe I should just – hic – have anotzer beer. Buuurppp.

Down the hatch, lads! Corrrh, that hamster does look mighty tasty… Oi, give me another beer, Hamster boy! Hic!

Schjheee ya all later

Mikkel............ buuuuuuuuuuuuurp - xcuse me.
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Owner dougsdogs
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What a horrible sight 5 pink tutued Wallys that stuff is strong (hic) anything looks tasty after these strong (brrp) beers but isn´t he the bar hamster (hic).

Yours now sloshed Juno and Thor (hic)

Inappropriate 8.June 2008 01:14

Owner sylviastar
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Hey you´re supposed to see pink elephants after all we are in Africa!! Don´t drink to much beer mate - Its good to see you again after all this time it feels like you have been away for ages but I guess its not that lobg since we were in NY!?
I am off to bed now I think I´m starting to see things as well I am so tired... see ya in the morning or there abouts!!!!??? Hope you have the rings in a safe place!

Bert xxx

Inappropriate 8.June 2008 01:15

Owner jennywxy
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Hey! It wasn´t me in that tutu mate! You definitely had too much Castle lager. Or maybe you just have a secret fantasy about me in the pink tutu....but thats too awful to contemplate! Mind you, after a few Castles, you´ve started to look quite appealing yourself....I´d better not have any more!

Inappropriate 8.June 2008 01:52

Owner jennywxy
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Anyway, I think I look quite fetching! But I think that Daz is definitely after you mate, look out!

Inappropriate 8.June 2008 01:56

Owner spinone
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Oh pleeeeeeeese!!! What happened to the ´deformed´ character after the last debarcle when you ended up in the nick!! You need to excersise some self control like us (joke) or at least don´t get caught on camera!!
Way to go buddy boy!!

Inappropriate 8.June 2008 11:07

Owner scroller
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Hello MT You could always try our vintage wines
Better be on your best behaviour today - important people will be attending this prestigious occasion you know
See you all later!
The 8 Yorkies
PS: Don´t ya just love our waterfront?

Inappropriate 8.June 2008 11:08

Owner maridol
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Hahahahha...DRUNKEN BEST MAN that could not be Wally in pink tutu... poor Wally..

Kisses from all of us,

PS:

...dont get drank you have an important role to perform..

Inappropriate 8.June 2008 17:33

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