Mikkel Topping

Owner topping
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In Her Majestys Prison....

1 month ago
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I spent the night in a cell. I´m so freaked out. All the banging noises of the heavy metal doors and rattling keys. It is sooo scary. Not to mention the showers. I hate showering as it is, but I´m terrified that some big bully is going to come up to me and get too friendly, as I have a very cute and firm bum...

Wally hired me a lawyer. The lawyer is top notch. He also brought me messages from Picklelicious and Wally. Not to mention one from my Mum - but that doesn´t bear repeating, I can tell you! Best thing is though that Pickle will stand by me. I´m so relieved and I´ll never look at another cocktail sausage again! They say they´ll release me tomorrow and I´m booked to go to some rehab or other straight from prison. Rehab - who would have thought it. One day you´re knighted and the next day you´re climbing the walls in some cell. Bummer....

I want my Pickle....

Mikkel
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Owner Rangoon
 1  4

Fire the lawyer. Find another one who´ll be able to prove that they got the wrong dog!!

Inappropriate 10.May 2008 20:41

Owner 109
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What ever you do dont drop the soap!!!!

I want my stud muffin!
Mrs T xx

Inappropriate 10.May 2008 21:04

Owner jennywxy
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The important thing is for you to get well mate, so if it means rehab then you´ll have to go through it. Its no good saying No, No, No! from your bestest mate Wally X

Inappropriate 10.May 2008 21:19

Owner dougsdogs
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They got the wrong dog alright it was a dw that did it

Inappropriate 10.May 2008 21:24

Owner sylviastar
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Oh my poor friend this is terrible and hope that its sorted today... you might get to meet lots of stars in Rehab I hear the place is overcrowded with all sorts of adicts and heavy drinkers I wonder if you will be the only sausage adict there? - I guess if you just let them know you are not "into sausges" anymore it will be okay most famous people book in and out of rehab like its a hotel so don´t worry my friend we are thinking of you - hope you got that teddy with the sausges we sent for your birthday ?

Your Bud - BERT xxxxx

Inappropriate 11.May 2008 08:54

Owner spinone
 3

The disgrace of it!! but hey, we still love you to bits. We think it adds to your character, more ´Street Cred´ and all that stuff, We are sure Pickle still loves you and now she has ´abit of rough´ as we say you will probably be even more attractive if that were possible.
Lotsa Luv
Spinoni Boys

Inappropriate 11.May 2008 12:50

Owner modrnatur
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hi friend, we stand by you! don´t worry the truth will come out!
best wishes lop-lop

Inappropriate 11.May 2008 19:39