Mikkel Topping

Owner topping
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I Shot My Mummy....

1 month ago
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Before you freak out - it was only with a toy gun. Like I told you yesterday, I had to go home and face the music, because of what had happened in London.

I am rather scared of Mummy, when she´s mad, as I´ve mentioned in an earlier entry. Anyway, I hadn´t even jumped out of the cab from the airport, before she started. She followed me into the house, shouting and flailing her arms about. At first it really upset me, but then the effect wore off and my mind started wandering. We were in the garden, and there was this toy gun lying about. So while she was ranting, I picked it up and started fiddling with it.

This really fired her up, so she yelled even louder in my face, and I got so surprised that I accidentally pulled the trigger. There it went... The suction arrow landed right in the middle of her forehead. Believe you me - that shut her up. In fact she froze for a second or two. Then we both started laughing, and we just couldn´t stop again. We both ended up howling with laughter on the lawn. Then Mum kissed me and said, she´d only been dead scared of what I had gotten myself into. I licked her, she kissed me, and I promised to take it easy on sausages in the future. She poked my gut and said "And now we have to work on that gut of yours". Unbelieveable when she is the porker. I am just chunky.

I am relieved though, as I do need my Mum. So tonight I´ll snuggle up in bed next to her. It´s warm and comforting, and when she farts a bit smelly - but it´s all cosy and familiar.

Good night, Pickle. Good night, Wally. Goodnight all my lovely friends.....

See ya

Tired Mikkel
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Owner Rangoon
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Well, I´m relived that it was only a toy gun! Otherwise you´ll land in prison again. Mikkel, I love you, but haven´t you just promised to behave?
Good that your mum has a sense of humor!
Lick and tail wags to you and your Mum!
To be honest, she deserves it more than you do

Inappropriate 14.May 2008 23:52

Owner 109
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Too funny for words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodnight muffin
Picklexx

Inappropriate 15.May 2008 00:21

Owner jennywxy
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Wow mate, you do live in the edge don´t you! Thank goodness your mum saw the funny side...mind you, she does look a bit funny with that thing stuck on her head! You´re so lucky mate! Hope she doesn´t go too made with your diet for revenge! Sleep well! from your bestest mate Wally X

Inappropriate 15.May 2008 00:28

Owner chloethedoggy
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LOL it´s funny

Inappropriate 15.May 2008 04:32

Owner foxieroxie
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hahahaha that is so funny!!

Inappropriate 15.May 2008 05:49

Owner sylviastar
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Good thing your Mom your the funny side Mikkel you are a lucky son of a gun!!
Well we hope you keep out of mischief and buckle down to working on that tummy! Maybe its not fat just a little bit of gas!!?

Take care woof, wuffs & whiffs

Bert & Abigail xxxxx

Inappropriate 15.May 2008 07:04

Owner spinone
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Hilarious, I must try that with my Mummy as she can be a right pain in the arse at times. Guess what - my hair is growing back (see diary) so thats shut her up for a while, till she finds something else wrong with me!! Enzo

Inappropriate 15.May 2008 10:49

Owner scroller
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Ha! Ha! Mikkel it doesn´t take you very long to get into hot water does it? Don´t worry though, our Ma goes a bit ballistic sometimes, but we just ignore her, we know it´ll all be over in a few minutes and she´s back to spoiling us
Tail wags & Paw shakes from the *8* naughty Yorks!

Inappropriate 15.May 2008 12:21

Owner maridol
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Hello Mikkel

I was horrified, thought it was real ..you frightened me to death!!!! but anyway, good thing Mom was not hurt, t´was nothing but a mother-and-son play thing

Inappropriate 17.May 2008 15:10

Owner dougsdogs
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You do live on the edge Mikkel gotto be kind to your Mum we do need them glad it wasn´t too painful for your Mum and you could laugh at it.

Your buddies juno, Thor and meg

Inappropriate 17.May 2008 21:07