Mikkel Topping
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Surviving The Rapids...

4 months ago
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I’m a pussy (yuck – really hate to admit it) when it comes to water. Today my mate Wally, his best girl Absy, my wife Picklelicious and I have spent the day with Basherdog and Boomer. Bash and Boomer suggested we tried sailing down The Rapids. Talk about White Water rafting. I was shaking like a shitting dog the whole time, and if you saw my blog yesterday, then you know that it´s not a pretty sight! God Almighty I was scared. I was so scared I weed a little in the raft, but I don’t think anybody noticed, and besides it was washed away with all that water filling up the raft.

The rest of them were all so brave. They didn’t even put any of the safety gear on. I made sure that I was kitted out with an inflatable collar just to make sure I wouldn’t get my face under water. It would also protect my face from getting too bruised, if the raft tipped over. I live off my face, right! Could you imagine in one of my future films, if I’d have a face full of scars. No, just wouldn’t do. A manly scar on the chest is fine, but you don’t want your face carved up – especially not when you are as attractive as me!

So I didn’t enjoy that too much. It was great to see Bash and Boomer in the flesh though. Great looking dogs and very very friendly. They told us about the conditions that dogs live under in the States. They pointed out what could be improved and what was okay. We talked about maybe imposing the death penalty on people who are mean to dogs – after all it is the most offensive crime there is.

Tonight we’re all going to the Grand Canyon. That should be exciting and a little less scary than The Rapids. I hope they bring a picnic hamper. It would be so romantic to sit and look out over that fantastic place eating a few barbecued ribs with my best girl, Picklelicious. I’m a lucky dog.

Bye for now and see ya!

Mikkel
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Owner jennywxy
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Yuck, that must have been your wee that I sat in! Still, other than that we had fun didn´t we! from Wally X

Inappropriate 23.May 2008 18:34

Owner scroller
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Where´s your lifejackets??? And I think someone did notice that you made a wee!!! Enjoy your barbecued ribs

Inappropriate 23.May 2008 19:09

Owner topping
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I can honestly say, I didn´t have fun, Wally! I basically closed my eyes and prayed for it to be over most of the time....

Scaredy Cat

Mikkel

Inappropriate 23.May 2008 20:26

Owner 109
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actualy babe we all noticed! why do you think we were all sat at the front!!and you have a very guilty look on your face
Still i had a great time! i love the water, cant wait for tonight
Pickleicious xx

Inappropriate 23.May 2008 21:41

Owner Basherdog
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Oh I can even SEE how Boomer is gaga over Pickle!! Look at that TONGUE!!!
Sorry Pickle and Mikkel (my first attempt at poetry ala Wally). I have to apologize for his behavior.

I was too busy keeping the boat right side up to notice your wee, Mikkel. (I had no idea that you would not be much help in that department.) Lucky you! I might have embarrassed you if I had noticed. I´m usually the one to say something!!
I´m a little sore after all the work but yeah! It was FUN!!!

Inappropriate 23.May 2008 22:16

Owner sylviastar
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Great idea to impose death penalty on unkind humans I totally agree and am ppleased you are looking into this - I´m glad you went on the "white water experience" and just doing it must have made you feel wonderful I might too have pooped in my pants don´t you worry that you had a little accident in the bottom of the raft it happens to us all .... miss you lots little Absy I can see you are really enjoying it ´cos I know you like water - take care - enjoy the rest of the trip and hugs to all...
from Berty the waggling TV Dog who is at the moment preparing to go for a walk in the woods! xxxxx

Inappropriate 24.May 2008 10:06

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