Owner Monica99
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late birthday congratulation to you Enzo!

Inappropriate 2.May 2008 10:48

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Thank you for that delicous ham - and boy was it yummy! Very very juicy!
I can only return the favour with a kiss. I´ve had to thank so many people that I´m all out of points! I hope you understand...

Lots of

Mikkel

Inappropriate 3.May 2008 12:50

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I´m glad you´re still talking to me!!! I was a bit of a pig last night. I´m sure it won´t happen again. I do not have a dependency problem. Definitely not! Nothing I can´t handle, lads.

How´s tricks at your end, lads? I´m still keeping my paws crossed for you Enzo

Sending you lots of

Mikkel

Inappropriate 8.May 2008 11:19

Owner Meimei
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Hello lovely Enzo

Many thanks for becoming my friend.
Love from Bonnie

Inappropriate 16.May 2008 12:50

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Enzo, my man! I shall do my very very best to improve on your ration sizes. It´s an outrage that you still suffer those hunger pangs. No wonder you´ve lost some of your hair and need to supplement your diet with goslings and rabbits!

Tell your Mum that if she fed you properly, it would bring an end to the carnage, which takes place in your garden....

Lots of

Mikkel

Inappropriate 21.May 2008 09:36

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Wauww, they´ve fixed your profile too.

If only I´d thought to ask sooner

Lots of to all you Gloucester Boys!

Mikkel

Inappropriate 21.May 2008 21:07

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Why Enzo - a treadmill! That is the silliest thing I´ve ever heard. Why would you want to. People take us for walks, because they think we have a fondness for walking. That is so wrong! We have a fondness for sniffing things. The amount of information we get from a little walk around the neighbourhood would astound them. Tail ready to be mounted, another dog having walked in the vicinity of your territory. All sorts of useful information. Now why would you run a treadmill, when at best you can smell the stinky feet of some human, who thought it was a good idea a dozen or so years back!

I´m telling you Enzo, it´s not you who needs counselling - it´s your folks. Like you said, we can´t all look like that stick insect Kate Moss. And why on earth would we want to! Like my Dad says to my Mum, "More cush´ning for the pushing". Besides being a bit round is far better from a health perspective as well. Just think if you contracted malaria or diphteria - then you need some fat reserves, or you would surely die! You look fantastic, Enzo. If I was a bitch, and I´m definitely not, then I´d fancy you! No question about it. Not only are you a literary genius, you´re also butch and hunky. Stay you, Enzo. Don´t let anyone tell you, you are wrong. Maybe it´s a thyroid thing.

I feel for you, buddy. I wish I could help. I could take it up at the UN, if you like?

Lots of

Mikkel

Inappropriate 28.May 2008 14:30

Owner scroller
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Hello Enzo, thank you for adding us to your buddy list Woof, woof

Inappropriate 30.May 2008 13:19

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Hi there lads,

I did a lot of farting in the faces of my grandfolks, as you told me. They still adored me!! In fact they were really upset, when my Mum and Dad finally picked me up. My Granny has rung every day since they got back to hear, how I am doing. I have that kind of charm, you know.

I would love to come visit you fellas. Taste... sorry, see the goslings. Not to mention your rabbits. We could have a lot of fun chasing those. Maybe Eric could watch out for your Mum, as she is a softie,and then you and Rossi and I could do a spot of rabbit hunting. Sounds like a plan, don´t you think?

Still dieting? I hope they´ll quit torturing you soon. You don´t deserve it.

Lots of

Mikkel DUNGBAT

Inappropriate 9.June 2008 09:23

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Now listen here lads. I´m only a dog, not a saint. I promised not to touch the sausages anymore. And I haven´t - apart from that baloney sausage in New York - but only because I didn´t know, right! And that Castle Lager was very strong.... Well, I wouldn´t be me, if I didn´t get into hot water, would I

So what have you lot been up to lately? Working on another article for the C.R.A.P. Gazette maybe?

Lots of

Mikkel

Inappropriate 9.June 2008 10:37

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Ohh, my dear mate Enzo,

Dassie is quite tasty! And definitely not low fat. He was a fat little critter. I highly recommend a Dassie diet.

It was very selfish of me, wasn´t it. ... I know how much you appreciate a good poo roll´n rub. I shall of course remember it next time, my friend, and bring you some back. Please forgive me.

Lots of

Mikkel DUNGBAT

Inappropriate 19.June 2008 15:40

Owner ChiviDeVil
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Hi Enzo! thanks for writing I´m glad you did. Let me tell you that you have a very cute family and you look great in your photos. Have a nice day and take care keep in touch

Inappropriate 11.July 2008 00:04

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Didn´t you get them??? I sent a whole crate full of frogs legs by DHL Express Delivery. How rude! Wally and I sat up half the night ripping the legs of frogs. It must be some other "frog", who works for DHL, who´s nicked them. Bloody frogs! (They were too, once Wally and I had mutilated them )

Sorry, Enzo. You´ll just have to make the trip yourself. Anyway, you´d better get used to the taste of mutton - where you are going, mate

Take care mate and good luck with the move. Hope AlciMum is not driving you, or is she too busy packing your stuff to pack away the booze!!!

Yearhh, I know. I am cheeky, but still lovable.

Serious buttsniffs and a hint of a willywash,

The DUNGBAT

Inappropriate 11.July 2008 14:28

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So Enzo, have you shagged or maimed any sheep yet???

I hope you´ve settled in and that your Mums drinking has somewhat abated...

Lots of

Duddi

Inappropriate 29.July 2008 10:46

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You scoffed all the liver!!!!! Wauwww. I bet you were Mr. Popular. I bet it was good thoug, ay (slurp, drool, drool).

My Dad says thank you. Mum and Dad are very sad, and they wish they could take Grandpa home with them and look after him, as he is not looked after properly. He didn´t get proper food and his house was filthy. Mum and Dad did their best to clean the place out, but apparently it was a losing battle. Mum also tried to cook him some proper food, and she managed to give him a little paunch before they left. Mum can fatten anyone up.... and then she puts them on a diet after. How cruel is that!!

Sincere buttsniffs and willywashes to you all

The DUNGBAT

Inappropriate 29.August 2008 11:04